Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the first annual Little Miss Buttercup Pageant! I am Horatio Vanderbilt, and I’ll be your host for this evening. This is a brand new beauty pageant organized and funded by the Women’s Club of Fortune Shores. There are four divisions of the Buttercup Pageant: Little Miss Buttercup for ages 6-12, Miss Teen Buttercup for ages 13-19, Miss Buttercup for ages 20 and up, and Mrs. Buttercup for our lovely married women of Fortune Shores. Each division’s pageant consists of three categories in which the contestants will compete against each other within their division. They are as follows: Everyday Wear, Formal Wear, and Swim Wear. The contestants will then be judged based on their appearance, style, and poise. The first place winners will be crowned Princess or Queen Buttercup, and will hold that title until the second annual Buttercup Pageant. The different division pageants will take place on different evenings, so as not to boggle our dear viewers! Oh yes, and the most important part of the entire pageant…the judging! We do not have a panel of experts to judge the pageants; we don’t have a panel at all in fact. No, my dear viewers. YOU are the judge of the Buttercup Pageants! At the end of each broadcast, there will be an opportunity for you to vote on your favorite contestant. The contestant who receives the most votes wins the pageant and the crown!
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